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freethinker · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:16 am Post subject:

Me Too !!
(And I'm pretty sure you know where that line came from.)
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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

Just make sure they all come from The Holy Grail. Thats the only MP movie that I really know.
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Brant · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:42 am Post subject:

One of my favorite exchanges from "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"

Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?
Mr. Creosote: Better.
Maitre d': Better?
Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

You should treat yourself to this movie, Dick, along with "Life of Brian."
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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

Oh wait, I definitely know Life of Brian very well also. I'll have to watch them sometime soon.... especially now that I'm smoking again. I'm totally an "enhancement smoker"

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ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

I didn't check on the other two, but the meaning of life is on netflix on demand... I am a holy grail man, myself... followed by life of brian... and then MOL
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Brant · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:45 am Post subject:

I put those three in the same order, E. "Grail" is an unapproachable classic.
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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

My favorite is the one with the story about Biggus Dickus. I just remember rolling on the floor when I was watching that scene. And the stoning scene also.
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ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

I have a vewy good fwend in WOME named biggus dickus!

I appreciate all the "big" scenes... the ones that everyone quotes... but the bits that stick with me are the little things...

"You are all individuals"

-10,000 people in unison- "Yes, we are ALL individuals"

-one guy- "I'm not."

Or... "If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your ****s off"

Or..."Wolf nipple chips! Get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely!"

That chit cracks me up
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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

I had to dig up the stoning scene. It still rings so true today.... hell, its timeless.

The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one
The Witch: *They* dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
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amom · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:24 am Post subject:

I like the guy with the cart:"Bring out your dead"
A guy on someone's back: "But I'm not dead"
Guy with Cart: "He says he's not dead"
Other Guy: "He will be soon"
and on
and on
and on
until
Guy with Cart: "Thunk!"
Other Guy: "Thank you very much"

Laughing

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freethinker · Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:04 pm Post subject:

dick makes a cameo appearance in Brian, at the sermon on the mount, where the people at the rear of the crowd are struggling to hear...

"What did he say?"
"He said Blessed are the cheese-makers ."
" Oh, what's so great about cheese-makers.?"
" It's not supposed to be taken literally, he means any manufacturer of dairy products..."
" Be quiet, big nose, I can't hear..."
" oh, it's blessed are the meek, I'm glad they're going to get something, they're having an awful time."
" I warned you Big Nose !"
(fight ensues) The human condition in one act
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