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busdriver · Journeyman Joined: 16 Mar 2009 Posts: 3497

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ANAGRAMS

This has got to be one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there
Is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT homosexual SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
Too much time on their hands!

OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:46 pm Post subject:

Too funny!!!
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ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

Stupid profanity filter changed qweer to homosexual Smile

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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject:

ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

We need a Mac filter to keep the smug out Smile

LoLDozer!
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ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

That was frickin hilarious.

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ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:09 pm Post subject:

You guys crack me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing

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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

I'm wondering how long that will remain up there.
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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:28 pm Post subject:

Amphikalein · Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:13 am Post subject:

ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

It's kinda funny to me that when a word is used properly, it still gets filtered... and replaced with a perfectly tame word, that is completely out of context in the sentence Smile

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busdriver · Journeyman Joined: 16 Mar 2009 Posts: 3497

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One of the few times i enjoyed reading something about chemistry!

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of changeof the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expan d proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over..

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Fantastic!
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