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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Obama's Health Care plan!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The government of course.


for health care? clunker program, wall street bailout and me and phonys SS. Laughing (our private "bail out) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love your list, Bus!!! It made me realize that I'm still a kid in some ways!! Wink Maybe that'll change once I have kids!!! hehe
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'


I was never that young.


Remember Eddie Murphy when he was a Sat. Night Live cast member?

Best skit I remember him doing was:

When he hooked up with some bimbo and was telling his buddyafterward,"the $1.99 for that gallon of wine was money well invested".
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Larry the cable guy quotes:



1.A day without sunshine is like night.

2.. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.























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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Git 'er done!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OndinitaAKALibchit wrote:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Git 'er done!!!!!




>
> This was interesting. Cris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day, starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
>
> CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.


> AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 1Cool Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional... Can be a bit rebellious.. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out... Eccentric personality.

> PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind Unselfish.. Good kisser. Beautiful.

> ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous... Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered..) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.


> TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.... Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable... Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous..

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty.. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips... May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
>

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others.. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
>

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything.. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy... Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos.. Attractive.


> VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal.. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic..

> LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - O ct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind . Have own unique appeal... Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful.. Flirtatious Give in too easily. Procrastinators.. Very gullible.>

CORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent... Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive.. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative... Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

> SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist... Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient..... Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules.... Sometimes hypocritical... Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:54 pm    Post subject: ARIES - The Daredevil Reply with quote

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>
> This was interesting. Cris Angel showed how this worked on one of his shows, not superstitious, but I need all the luck I can get. Once you have opened this e-mail, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign and then forward it on, with your zodiac sign on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day, starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there.
>
> CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid.. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times.. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.


> AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 1Cool Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality... Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional... Can be a bit rebellious.. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out... Eccentric personality.

> PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind Unselfish.. Good kisser. Beautiful.

> ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous... Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered..) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.


> TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.... Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable... Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous..

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty.. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips... May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
>

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others.. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
>

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything.. Bossy. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted.. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy... Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos.. Attractive.


> VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22) Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal.. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy.. Often shy. Pessimistic..

> LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - O ct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind . Have own unique appeal... Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful.. Flirtatious Give in too easily. Procrastinators.. Very gullible.>

CORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent... Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser.. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive.. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative... Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

> SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21) Good-natured optimist... Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing.. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient..... Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules.... Sometimes hypocritical... Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out


I'm ARIES - The Daredevil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it just me or is like 90% of that the same across all 12 signs? It seems every single person in the world is good looking.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Is it just me or is like 90% of that the same across all 12 signs? It seems every single person in the world is good looking.


They know people won't forward it if it says "you're ugly"!!! LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Cylinsier wrote:
Is it just me or is like 90% of that the same across all 12 signs? It seems every single person in the world is good looking.


They know people won't forward it if it says "you're ugly"!!! LOL



actually I deleted the "forward to," so many whatever.

I do that with everything someone sends that asks to forward the prayer, etc., if I did forward, nothing would change, except some creep some where along the line would have a batch of E-mail addresses.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In college I read about a psychology experiment. The teacher claimed to be an astrologer and would make a personalized chart for everyone in the class. The next class he handed out personalized charts to each student and told them not to show them or discuss them with the class. After they read their own chart he asked if they agreed with what he had written about themselves. Every student said that he was absolutely correct in his descriptions of them. He then asked the class to pass the personalized descriptions to the person behind them to see if that person also agreed with the others chart. They then realized that every chart in the class was exactly the same.
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In college I read about a psychology experiment. The teacher claimed to be an astrologer and would make a personalized chart for everyone in the class. The next class he handed out personalized charts to each student and told them not to show them or discuss them with the class. After they read their own chart he asked if they agreed with what he had written about themselves. Every student said that he was absolutely correct in his descriptions of them. He then asked the class to pass the personalized descriptions to the person behind them to see if that person also agreed with the others chart. They then realized that every chart in the class was exactly the same.


I've heard about that experiment! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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