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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A little alliteration allows for a lot of allegations, apparently.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You win again, my illustrious friend...
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and I can almost hear your voice,
revealing words as your weapon of choice.
I stand here exposed,
with my thumb on your nose
just waiting my chance to rejoice
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is a word if not a weapon, then?
Per chance a toy or game for childrens' play
Or could it be a means of making friends
Yet also tools to make them go away
A word is way to bridge the gap 'tween men
Or mend connections broken in the past
Yet also used, create divides it can
Or isolate one member of the cast
A word can be the cloud that blocks the view
Or ray of sun which splits the haze of storm
It can birth love and life from naught anew
Or oxidize the metal of their form

Is it all these things or is it more grand?
A word is that which makes a man a man
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Our word is a craft, when once it is spoken...
Reveals an oath, that will not be broken
You say your best, and then I'll say mine...
And both will die, in the sands of time.
And Challenge is certainly a glorious thing,
I welcome the joy, that the fight will bring.
But no matter the craft,
no matter the cost,
all of this,
will soon
be lost
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

intriguing, my friend
if I may be so bold, you
have a way with words
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
5 Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
10 That slepen al the nyght with open eye-
(So priketh hem Nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
15 And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seeke.

I cheated.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As long as we're cheating...

Sunset and evening star,
And one clear call for me!
And may there be no moaning of the bar,
When I put out to sea,

But such a tide as moving seems asleep,
Too full for sound and foam,
When that which drew from out the boundless deep
Turns again home.

Twilight and evening bell,
And after that the dark!
And may there be no sadness of farewell,
When I embark;

For tho' from out our bourne of Time and Place
The flood may bear me far,
I hope to see my Pilot face to face
When I have crossed the bar.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was always partial to this:

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of ANNABEL LEE;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love-
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.

And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulchre
In this kingdom by the sea.

The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me-
Yes!- that was the reason (as all men know,
In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love it was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we-
Of many far wiser than we-
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.

For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling- my darling- my life and my bride,
In the sepulchre there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder,
You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger,
May you never take one single breath for granted,
GOD forbid love ever leave you empty handed,
I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

I hope you dance....I hope you dance.

I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance,
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Livin' might mean takin' chances, but they're worth takin',
Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth makin',
Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter,
When you come close to sellin' out reconsider,
Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

I hope you dance....I hope you dance.
I hope you dance....I hope you dance.
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along,
Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone.)

I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean,
Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens,
Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance,
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance.

Dance....I hope you dance.
I hope you dance....I hope you dance.
I hope you dance....I hope you dance..
(Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along
Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone)

Ok, it's a song, not a poem...but it rhymes, right? Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least it wasn't taylor swift
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taylor Swift is fine. I'm not a fan of the music, but I'll stare at her for a few hours any day.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think she looks a little on the "alien nation" side...

I'm not saying she's not hot... I'm just saying that she's not necessarily a hot "human"


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, ok... that was big
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bull
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it

-Conor Oberst
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You a bright eyes fan?
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