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busdriver
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| Cylinsier wrote: | Sounds like you could use a little Metamphol in the morning.
Do you have trouble waking up on the morning? Does the world seem a little slower every day? Are you just not getting what you want out of your day? There may be an answer. Metamphol. For those suffering from Precedental/Antecedental Depressive Anxiety Disorder Disease (PADADD), Metamphol has been shown to decrease symptoms by almost 90 percent. Metamphol is not a steroid. However, it is composed of crystal meth, ecstasy, cocaine and heroin. As these drugs carry a risk of allergy, please consult a physician carefully before taking Metamphol.
One out of every two patients taking Metamphol may experience hyperactivity, abdominal bloating, cranial bleeding, explosive bloody diarrhea, rotting flesh, paralysis, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous and asymptomatic hot death, loss of appetite, loss of family and friends, loss of all income, loss of job and home, arrest, jail rape, loss of teeth and fingernails, and general smelliness. If you are experiencing any of these side effects after taking Metamphol, take more.
Its time to take back your morning. With Metamphol.
Clearly this a drug of your choice, and you no doubt have expierenced all of the above or you would not know in such vivid detail ,the effects.
But you left out it also causes instantanious erections at the sight of Obama, massive mis-calulations of facts and figures(as in voodoo math calculating), repetitious re-installing of failed software installations and believing it will work, and believing narcissim is an inspiring trait that supercedes egotism and conceit. 
I hope you find this ditty as funny as I found yours to be, and Brant, , One day in the not too far future, I hope my Depends helps me with that 
Metamphol is not approved for use by the FDA. Metamphol is classified as an illegal drug. Metamphol is not covered by insurance; the cost is approximately 50 dollars a pill, plus applicable state taxes.[/size] |
How much is cyanide
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Amphikalein
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i prefer that gold old amurricun remedy, Fukitol.
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