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Cylinsier Master
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ellipses Mod
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busdriver Journeyman
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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Brant wrote: | I'm a big fan of the "Rodeo Song," Free. My dad's best friend owned a bar/restaurant in the north woods of Pa., and he had it on the jukebox. But we were only allowed to play it after most of the clientele had departed for the night. |
u-tube rodeo song mature only
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5JSUUTO_9I
[b]lyrics for rodeo song mature only[/b
http://www.angelfire.com/home/hawg/rodeo.html |
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busdriver Journeyman
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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freethinker wrote: | Yeah Brant, that song always picks me up -- (though I don't share it with the kids ) Another one is "I get knocked down, but I get up again - you're never gonna keep me down...Pizzin' the night away..."
( And, now, it too is lost...but the memory remains...)
Bus, when I click on Internet Explorer, a web page for AOL appears...Underneath the address thing where the http: stuff is, is a box for Google, that's where I typed in Mozilla Firefox, and followed the instructions to install it....But now the printer won't work...
If God doesn't want me to get this job, that's fine....I can still flip burgers and carry shingles up a ladder...
And find it all funny |
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freethinker Professional
Joined: 27 Sep 2009 Posts: 1352 Location: hardback chair
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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I didn't have an Obama chance in hell... They tossed me out like a broken Beta-Max at a two day old yard-sale...Talk about humiliating -- I was up against women who could sing like Mariah Carey, and guys who could impersonate Bill Clinton...
And dick, I took your advice because it echoed that of a friend of mine who is a professional poker player, and I dumbed it down...The three judges wouldn't even look me in the eye...I asked them after-wards if they wanted my resume, and they said "No." Then I asked them if they wanted my bugle....And the one with the big head said "What..?" And I said, "I'm offering you my bugle, so you can blow it."
I guess I ain't fit company for a fancy place....
Can't wait to get out of these monkey clothes and drink myself chitfaced. _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Posts: 3883 Location: Where the sun don't shine! ;-)
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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freethinker wrote: | I didn't have an Obama chance in hell... They tossed me out like a broken Beta-Max at a two day old yard-sale...Talk about humiliating -- I was up against women who could sing like Mariah Carey, and guys who could impersonate Bill Clinton...
And dick, I took your advice because it echoed that of a friend of mine who is a professional poker player, and I dumbed it down...The three judges wouldn't even look me in the eye...I asked them after-wards if they wanted my resume, and they said "No." Then I asked them if they wanted my bugle....And the one with the big head said "What..?" And I said, "I'm offering you my bugle, so you can blow it."
I guess I ain't fit company for a fancy place....
Can't wait to get out of these monkey clothes and drink myself chitfaced. |
You were too good for them, anyways! They can shove that stupid job up their...
Cheers! _________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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freethinker Professional
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks, Ondi... and as I implied before, this ain't my first rodeo.
But I forgot to mention the best part -- After I told big-head boy to blow the bugle, he said, as I ran away -- "You already blew it."
Anyone on this forum who hates me, would have taken great pleasure witnessing my implosion, followed by slipping onto my elbows in the parking lot....
I think instead of learning how to deal cards, I shall learn how to play cards _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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Cylinsier Master
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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ellipses wrote: | Is that kirby? |
I think its just a random fat pink smiley. There's a set of them out there and none of them really look like kirby. He has smaller eyes and arms and feet. _________________ The end is nigh! OR forums die APRIL 1. Don't lose contact! Join the forums at bogsource.com now! |
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Brant Admin
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Well, Free, I think you should comfort yourself (in addition to the alcohol) with the knowledge that you would have hated that job anyway. _________________
The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.
- Thomas Jefferson |
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freethinker Professional
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Thanks Brant, but 20 dollars an hour with benefits and tips can rationalize a lot of things....The truly ironic part is, that when I said "...my bugle so you can blow it..." I was trying to be clever and say "...my bugle, so you can blow 'taps'..." But I was so hyper-ventilated with stage fright that I messed it up. As I've said before, my God has a sense of humor...
And just to prove it, I'm going back Tuesday, and trying again _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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Brant Admin
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Hey, you know the drill now. That can't hurt. And your comment about the bugle reminded me of this lady who used to come in the Bridgeville Giant Eagle when I worked there. She was funny as hell and highly profane. In other words, my kind of person. One day she comes in all hacked off, and I asked her why. She had just gotten a speeding ticket. She said her parting words to the trooper were, "My only wish right now is that I could grow a #$%^ so you could ..." Well, you get the idea. _________________
The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.
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freethinker Professional
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:16 am Post subject: |
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javascript:emoticon('') _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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busdriver Journeyman
Joined: 16 Mar 2009 Posts: 3497
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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freethinker wrote: | Thanks Brant, but 20 dollars an hour with benefits and tips can rationalize a lot of things....The truly ironic part is, that when I said "...my bugle so you can blow it..." I was trying to be clever and say "...my bugle, so you can blow 'taps'..." But I was so hyper-ventilated with stage fright that I messed it up. As I've said before, my God has a sense of humor...
And just to prove it, I'm going back Tuesday, and trying again |
Just might surprise yourself ,Free, that guy might think," this guy has balls, hire him" |
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
Joined: 05 Oct 2009 Posts: 3883 Location: Where the sun don't shine! ;-)
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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Brant wrote: | Hey, you know the drill now. That can't hurt. And your comment about the bugle reminded me of this lady who used to come in the Bridgeville Giant Eagle when I worked there. She was funny as hell and highly profane. In other words, my kind of person. One day she comes in all hacked off, and I asked her why. She had just gotten a speeding ticket. She said her parting words to the trooper were, "My only wish right now is that I could grow a #$%^ so you could ..." Well, you get the idea. |
I'm usually really nice & sweet to cops, so I never get tickets. Maybe when that stops working for me, I'll start telling them off like that lady! _________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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freethinker Professional
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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Long time ago in California, a friend of a friend got passed by a CHP car on the freeway...The guy, (who was a lawyer) sped up beside the cop, and motioned for him to pull over..... When the officer walked back to the car window and asked him what was wrong, the guy said, "I just wanted to remind you that you're not allowed to exceed 55 unless you have your lights and siren on."
Then he stated the code and statute number, and drove off...
Now, Bus....THAT's balls _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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