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Cylinsier
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 Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:48 pm Post subject: Brand New Key |
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This song came on in a store the other day and I made a passing comment to my wife about the obvious sexual innuendo of the song (although not necessarily intended by the writer). The lyrics are very suggestive to me. My wife thought I was nuts but as I pointed out the words in each verse, she was persuaded to agree with me.
So...do you think Brand New Key is sexually suggestive? Did it ever occur to you before?
| Quote: | I rode my bicycle past your window last night
I roller skated to your door at daylight
It almost seems like you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you got something I need
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car
Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far
For somebody who don't drive
I been all around the world
Some people say, I done all right for a girl
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out you see
I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I asked your mother if you were at home
She said, yes .. but you weren't alone
Oh, sometimes I think that you're avoiding me
I'm okay alone, but you've got something I need
Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them out to see
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key |
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Brant
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| Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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I concur with you.
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busdriver
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| Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Brant wrote: | | I concur with you. |
I remember the song well, never thought trying the key any place other then the side of the skate.
I clicked "skate key" in my search window and be damned. A site selling "key" enlargement products opened up. So, yes, its a filthy song. 
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