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 Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:02 pm Post subject: Rainn Wilson joke |
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| Quote: | | Joke: "How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
| Quote: | | Twelve. One to screw it in and eleven to kidnap and chew on human babies |
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busdriver
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:49 pm Post subject: Re: Rainn Wilson joke |
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| ellipses wrote: | | Quote: | | Joke: "How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
| Quote: | | Twelve. One to screw it in and eleven to kidnap and chew on human babies |
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thats a really dumb azz joke? Good lord E, you are way better then that!
apologize to the board right now. |
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Cylinsier
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Clowns suck though.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:15 am Post subject: |
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I'm with you, Bus....it has the double disability of being at once
disturbing AND not funny...The joke needs a little more work
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| Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:22 am Post subject: |
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I like it. Its certainly my style... very Norm MacDonald-esque My favorite joke in the world is:
"What happens when you put a dead baby in the microwave?"
...Yeah, no reason to post the answer to that one.
"How do you get a dog to quit humping your leg?"
...this one either. But they're my favorite jokes ever. private message me for the answers.
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| Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:27 am Post subject: |
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I LOVE the dog joke... gets em every time 
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Okay, dick, you've killed me with curiosity and my private messaging junk is not working...Share your punchline to my friend's place at
libertystreet@mail.com, and I will tell you how many liberals it takes to screw in a lightbulb
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I sent them to you, PM. Hope it works.
Warning, they're pretty horrible.
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Thanks, dick, I got 'em, and you are a truly disturbed individual...
and i love you for it..
And now, to be fair, this is a joke i ripped off an old comic..
----How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?
----Zero. Liberals are always in the dark.
I know, it needs more work....
Good day, my friend
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