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Brant Admin
Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 5277 Location: Hopewell Township
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:29 pm Post subject: We must do our duty |
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Thought some of you might find this amusing:
WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat. _________________
The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.
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Cylinsier Master
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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amom Mod
Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 2753 Location: You can't get here from there
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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People see me nude and they will commit suicide, Muslim or not. _________________ -amom
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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Brant Admin
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:09 am Post subject: |
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Although I'm sure that's not true. _________________
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busdriver Journeyman
Joined: 16 Mar 2009 Posts: 3497
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:25 am Post subject: |
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amom wrote: | People see me nude and they will commit suicide, Muslim or not. |
The committee excuses you then if that is true. You will probably be asked to present yourself before the committee though. Posting a photo is not permitted. |
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