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Saw this book in the book store today and thought it was hilarious. Some gems:
"There are many dying children out there who's last wish is to meet me."
-David Hasselhoff
"Bad weather is like rape. If its inevitable, just relax and enjoy it."
-Clayton Williams, Republican candidate for governor of Texas in 1990
"Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada."
-Tucker Carlson
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
-Ahnald Schwarztshaynaggrar
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
-Trump
"I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."
-Spencer Pratt, on one of the Olsens...it doesn't matter which one
And there were tons of other great ones.
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Tucker Carlson is always talkin chit on Canada. I find his rants on the subject to be rather funny. He appears regularly on "Bubba the Love Sponge" on Sirius Radio's Howard 101.
...you know, then a Canadian calls the show... It makes for good radio on the drive home.
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Oh, I love D-bags! They're so unintentionally funny! 
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Someone was telling me about a new show on MTV called "Jersey Boys" or "Jersey Shore"?... something like that. Anyway, from what I've heard its must watch tv. I'm gonna set the DVR tonight so I don't miss another episode of these d-bags.
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My wife was watching that over the weekend... it's the douchiest douchebaggery that ever douched... EVER.
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I saw some clips from that show on "The Soup"! It was amazingly & awesomely super douchy! When I lived in Brooklyn, I used to LOL when I would go to Bayridge and saw the guidos in their natural habitat!
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| dick wrote: | | Someone was telling me about a new show on MTV called "Jersey Boys" or "Jersey Shore"?... something like that. Anyway, from what I've heard its must watch tv. I'm gonna set the DVR tonight so I don't miss another episode of these d-bags. |
I watched some of this last night, since adad fell asleep while channel surfing and I couldn't find the remote. Heaven forbid I'd get up and actually push buttons on the TV!  Anywho, it was bizarre...extremely bizarre.
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Are all Eye-tie-yin people orange?
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| ellipses wrote: | | Are all Eye-tie-yin people orange? |
If they live in NYC or Jersey, they probably are...Maybe it's a reaction their skin has to the climate up there or something...
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| Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject: Re: The Quotable Douchebag |
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"I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."
-Spencer Pratt, on one of the Olsens...it doesn't matter which one
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I dispise that guy, but thats actually pretty funny. He embodies douchebaggary.
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Pratt is a 9/11 truther too. A total toolshed. And I think its more than a coincidence that his name is also a description of him:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prat
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| ellipses wrote: | | Are all Eye-tie-yin people orange? |
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| Cylinsier wrote: | | Pratt is a 9/11 truther too. |
That's interesting bc he's a Republican. Maybe he's also a Birther!
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He's just a flesh-colored bearded retarded person with really nice cars...
Seriously, he already has the 4 door porsche...
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