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| Quote: | | What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards. |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:54 am Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Joke |
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There is a punchline about "Tiger driving another one into the woods"... but I can't come up with the set up for it.
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Merry Christmas from the Woods!
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Amom and Bus, love the new avatars.
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THATS FUNNY ONDI.  BB |
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| blackballed wrote: | | THATS FUNNY ONDI. BB |
Dam, I am having a hard time believing Tiger is the type of who would have(so far) 4 honeys and his wife cleaning his club and balls.
He was always a cute little imp when his dad was teaching him the game at 3-4 years old. Cute as Michael Jackon was as a kid(look how well that turned out).
I don't think I am going to have any more heroes since they all end up, as dopers, on roids, sex addicts, liars, or drunks.
Tiger drives well in the fairway, but doesn't farewell in the driveway! |
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Tiger's slow jam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY
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That is awesome... I wish I could remix audio... I'd have mad fun with that kinda chit
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You'd be great at doing that kind of remixes! I think my hubby dowloaded some recording software that may work for this kinda thing...I'll ask him & let you know!
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NOW IT BEGINS!!!!
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger Woods can drive
a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn't decide
between an iron or a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They
went clubbing
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband? A bitching wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are
calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new
name?: Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ? They're both clubbed by
Norwegians !
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second
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On the radio show that I listen to in the morning when I'm driving to work, they had a segment a couple of days ago letting people call in and tell Tiger Woods jokes...I heard some of the ones on your list, Bus...
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The Tiger Woods Car Crash (CPU Animation)
| Quote: | | This hilarious Sims-style reenactment of the Tiger Woods car crash was part of a Chinese news report. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQ7I_UNQlQ
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