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Hairy guy microwaved fish AGAIN (he does this several times a month)...
I'm going to gut a raccoon in his office prior to him getting in tomorrow...
It smells like freakin' georgia in here 
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Drop a wicked deuce in a shoe box, then pop a ceiling tile above his desk and store it up there.
Another option is to stow some sardines inside the intake vents on his car right below his windshield wipers. That's ruin his day...and his car.
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I like him, in all honesty... he's a goofy dude and he's my bud... but darnit if he doesn't do some stuff that makes you want to slap him in the back of the head and say "what were you THINKING?"
I was going to take his cell phone and put it in his ceiling... and call it every once in a while... a la The Office
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Just take his cell, snap a picture of your anus, and set it as his cell phone wallpaper. That'll teach him.
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| Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: Poor Lunch Decision |
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| ellipses wrote: | Hairy guy microwaved fish AGAIN (he does this several times a month)...
I'm going to gut a raccoon in his office prior to him getting in tomorrow...
It smells like freakin' georgia in here |
pop a bag of microvave popcorn from the Dollar Store and pizz everyone off or maybe put some aftershave in a cup of water for 45 sconds
before that swamp glaze permeates the office. |
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Thats hilarious e. Fish in the microwave is definitely being inconsiderate to others.
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Ooooh! That reminds me... last summer, I went on his computer and took a screen shot of his desktop... then I hid all his icons and set the screen shot as his wallpaper...
BRILLIANT. Seriously. Freaking brilliant.
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Hey! I resent the Georgia remark!!! It smells good down here, like magnolias...
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| ellipses wrote: | Ooooh! That reminds me... last summer, I went on his computer and took a screen shot of his desktop... then I hid all his icons and set the screen shot as his wallpaper...
BRILLIANT. Seriously. Freaking brilliant. |
Oh, that's such a good one.
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I've been to Georgia, and I think I smelled something besides magnolias in certain areas. 
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| Brant wrote: | | I've been to Georgia, and I think I smelled something besides magnolias in certain areas. |
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| Brant wrote: | | I've been to Georgia, and I think I smelled something besides magnolias in certain areas. |
Maybe,Brant, it was Southern Florida . Ah, the smell of musty,rotting vegatation, stagnating water covered with algae, and the pungent aroma of mildew, when you exit the airport terminals just whacks you in the face like Tigers old lady with a nine iron.
That is when the damn place isn't on fire and becomes a new smell. |
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I think you might've been smelling the elderly.
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| Brant wrote: | | I think you might've been smelling the elderly. |
Haven't spent much time in the Sunshine State, have you,Brant?  |
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