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Amphikalein · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:40 am Post subject: Speaks for Itself

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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:49 pm Post subject:

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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

It seems that I don't have to make a new topic for this story. "It Speaks for Itself" is perfect.

So, my wife (who is pregnant) and I are going to be the God parents of our friends baby. In a fight I do not wish to have with my wife and more so my mom, we will also be christening our child. Therefore, we have to become members of a church.

So after we voted, I went home and the wife went to church. She took communion at the end of church. When she got home she started feeling sick, and before bed she puked.

So I put two and two together, and I'm thinking the baby in her belly was rejecting the body of Christ. I think my son is the anti-christ!
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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:46 am Post subject:

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That's funny... Manbearpig hasn't been doused with any magical fluids... and I am surprised that the Mrs.'s family hasn't brought it up... since they are... well, they are friends of Jesus, that's for sure.

My wife doesn't really care, I don't think... I certainly don't care... If they were retarded about it and making a big deal, I'd say knock yourself out... But they haven't, so lucky me...

Let's see if God talks to him on his own
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