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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, recent-not recent-thats not the intended point here.I cant help but notice a stab taken about Jesus at every and any percieved opportunity. I find that offensive. But that doesnt matter-you know, what it is that I feel. What matters is what Jesus feels. I wonder.Well, at any rate....consider presenting as mature, and respectful of others beliefs--at some level it matters. Later, good friends.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did someone say take a stab at Jesus?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has some nice teeth for living in roman times
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course he does. He uses his Jesus magic. Dude doesn't even have to floss.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys aren't being very nice to my buddy, Christ. He rose from the dead. You know what that means? He's UNdead. He'll totally eat your brains if you keep this up.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you, Cy. You just inspired my next homebrew: "Zombie Jesus Easter Ale"


.......nevermind. Easter is in, like, two weeks.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its ignorant and pityful. Play with fire children, and youll be burned. Youve been warned.Ive been a fool alot in my time--and its got me nowhere. You dont have to go there.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dick, dick, dick... I am soooo disappointed in you..To take a stab at Jesus in such an unprofessional way. First off, the blood splatters are all wrong. (Have you never watched Crime Scene Investigations...?) Second, you use a butcher knife that belongs in Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares and is glaringly anachronistic. (You should have used the Roman Gladius, or the curved Jewish Sica.) Third, you used a picture of James Caviezel....
Devout Christian, loves Mel Gibson, same age as Christ (33) and his initials are JC. Try again, infidel
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and so it continues....wow, there are so many!So many who just have to be "heard" and who aim for the attention and to attempt to get an insincere laugh.(?) Really?Its like seeing a slob chit on themselves and laugh about it-trying to get others to laugh with them....AND THEY DO!! Oh,man---its the funniest part of all of it!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Oh, and you named the actor wrong.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe He does. I doubt it. Knowing what results--aint so funny.Sorry.Peace.(please.)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peace bear, peace.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spike, would you please stop whining and please read between the lines, and stop pretending that you have a clear channel to Jesus. You are no closer than I am to the ultimate truth, and the strength of our belief shines through our inability to be provoked. The young men on this place reject Jesus while personally embracing 99 % of what he has to say. They reject Him, because people like you make it an all or nothing moral imperative. You are doing more harm than good by calling them "pityful". Defend Jesus if you feel you must, but don't imagine that you speak for the kingdom to come.

P.S. That isn't James Caviezel..?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its nice to have you back freethinker. I would take another stab at Jesus, but I'm not gonna do any better. Especially since there aren't any real pics of Jesus H. Christ floating around on the internet. Just paintings of the brown haired, blue eyed, Anglo Jesus... or black, dreadlocked, Jesus.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's actual Jesus:


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