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The most important thing I learned from the winter olympics

 
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:43 pm    Post subject: The most important thing I learned from the winter olympics Reply with quote

is one thing I can't use since I'm already married. But for you single guys out there, get into curling. You can meet tons of hot women that way. I won't post the pic of the Swedish curler that you can see nude online by googling "nude curler," but here's the russian women's curling team:



Yeah.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd...

No, I wouldn't...

Well, I mean... I WOULD if...

So many jokes about "curling" and "rocks" and "sweeping" and "slipper"...
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Caption:

Blonde: "So, avter dis, you want go back to room and have bubble bath vit me?"

Brunette: "Not now, Svetlana, I must will zis rock to move wis my mind!"
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I djuz dun understand... I knew zat da ellipsez ist 210 lbs of svisted steel and zecks appeal... but how do you zink dat dare iz enuff ov hims for de bofe ov us?

I dun know... maybe vee shud wrestle in de pudding to see hoo get ze first shot ats him?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are hot... They spend most of their time bent over or on their knees...

Wait for it...


Wait for it...


AND they can sweep up like a mo-fo!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's apparently a curling club here in Pittsburgh. I feel like this is a sport I could have some success in, hotties aside. I wonder how heavy those rocks really are.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We both live reasonably close to south pointe... do they compete at the isoplex? Wanna join a league? Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for bringing that up Cy. I watched me some curling... only the women. I even convinced myself that curling takes more skill that people are giving them credit for and that I was really enjoying the strategy of the game. But you're right... it was all about the girls. I even found myself extremely attracted to this Danish chick who looked like she had just woke up from a three day coke binge. Anyway, thanks to your post, I just spent the past 20 minutes looking at pics of her... Her name is Madelinne Duport and shes smokin hot. As my wife pointed out, Denmark was the only team wearing skirts... that was hot. I didn't see the Russians at all though. Thanks for the pic.




...and she has topless pics also.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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We both live reasonably close to south pointe... do they compete at the isoplex? Wanna join a league? Smile


Dude, don't tempt me. I would seriously consider it.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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...and she has topless pics also.


Yeah, she was the one I meant when I said the Swedish one. I got mixed up on country of origin there. Its kind of hard cause all of those Nordic countries run together for me.
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...and she has topless pics also.


Yeah, she was the one I meant when I said the Swedish one. I got mixed up on country of origin there. Its kind of hard cause all of those Nordic countries run together for me.


Racist.



http://www.pittsburghcurlingclub.com/
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And there a whole "Women of Curling" calendar. Side boob! Sweet!
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