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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:54 pm Post subject: How to make your wife happy... |
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_________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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Brant Admin
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:00 am Post subject: |
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I was about half afraid to open this post. But who doesn't want an electric skillet? _________________
The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.
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busdriver Journeyman
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:56 am Post subject: |
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Brant wrote: | I was about half afraid to open this post. But who doesn't want an electric skillet? |
1.Most importent of all; don't buy any thing she can whack you with.
1a. (not many women need some dufus to tell them what to buy, and if you think you are the boss, refer back to #1)
2.In today's world, (she will be the one telling you what you may have)
2a.Like today, a six-pack or a snow shovel, guess what you will be doing when you get home?
I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self-esteem, and so he gave me a
book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home.
I finished the book by the time I reached my house.
I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her
face, and said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this
house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb
my hair?"
"The funeral director?" she replied.
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Brant Admin
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:04 am Post subject: |
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That sounds about right. _________________
The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.
- Thomas Jefferson |
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blackballed Professional
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Brant wrote: | I was about half afraid to open this post. But who doesn't want an electric skillet? | YEA IT WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED YOU YOUR MAJESTY TO HAVE TO DELETE ANYTHING YOUR ANA POSTS BB |
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:05 am Post subject: |
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Lol @ Brant & Bus!
Brant--I figured that subject would make you nervous!
BB--Brant has deleted posts of mine before. But I admitted that I was wrong & didn't whine like a bratty little girl. _________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:57 am Post subject: |
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Free---I read it! _________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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freethinker Professional
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:58 am Post subject: |
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woo-hoo
(Sorry, moderators... I shall forthwith strike myself forty times with a wet noodle) _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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Brant Admin
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Twenty would be fine for that one. _________________
The priests of the different religious sects dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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Been Bawling-want some cheese with that whine? _________________
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Ondi, that had to be the fastest delete I ever seen...All my beautiful and brilliant words just swept instantly into the dustbin of ignominy...Perhaps I can go cry on BB's shoulder _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO @ SSSS!
Free---be careful! BB may try to take advantage of you! _________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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Don't worry, I'm not afraid of the Oscar Mayer Weiner-mobile. He's a corn-dog floatin' in the Grand Canyon _________________ where-ever you get it - there you have it. - Anon. |
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OndinitaAKALibchit Journeyman
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:30 pm Post subject: |
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freethinker wrote: | Don't worry, I'm not afraid of the Oscar Mayer Weiner-mobile. He's a corn-dog floatin' in the Grand Canyon |
_________________ "If by a 'Liberal' they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal,' then I’m proud to say I’m a 'Liberal.'" ~ Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960
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