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PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:54 pm    Post subject: How to make your wife happy... Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was about half afraid to open this post. But who doesn't want an electric skillet? Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was about half afraid to open this post. But who doesn't want an electric skillet? Wink


1.Most importent of all; don't buy any thing she can whack you with.
1a. (not many women need some dufus to tell them what to buy, and if you think you are the boss, refer back to #1)

2.In today's world, (she will be the one telling you what you may have)

2a.Like today, a six-pack or a snow shovel, guess what you will be doing when you get home?



I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self-esteem, and so he gave me a
book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home.
I finished the book by the time I reached my house.
I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her
face, and said, "From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this
house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
afterwards.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb
my hair?"

"The funeral director?" she replied.



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That sounds about right. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was about half afraid to open this post. But who doesn't want an electric skillet? Wink
YEA IT WOULD HAVE JUST KILLED YOU YOUR MAJESTY TO HAVE TO DELETE ANYTHING YOUR ANA POSTS Laughing Laughing BB
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol @ Brant & Bus!

Brant--I figured that subject would make you nervous! Wink

BB--Brant has deleted posts of mine before. But I admitted that I was wrong & didn't whine like a bratty little girl.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Free---I read it! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

woo-hoo
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Twenty would be fine for that one. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been Bawling-want some cheese with that whine?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ondi, that had to be the fastest delete I ever seen...All my beautiful and brilliant words just swept instantly into the dustbin of ignominy...Perhaps I can go cry on BB's shoulder
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO @ SSSS!

Free---be careful! BB may try to take advantage of you! Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't worry, I'm not afraid of the Oscar Mayer Weiner-mobile. He's a corn-dog floatin' in the Grand Canyon
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Don't worry, I'm not afraid of the Oscar Mayer Weiner-mobile. He's a corn-dog floatin' in the Grand Canyon

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