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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Ehhh....

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Is that kirby?
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freethinker · Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:46 pm Post subject:

I didn't have an Obama chance in hell... They tossed me out like a broken Beta-Max at a two day old yard-sale...Talk about humiliating -- I was up against women who could sing like Mariah Carey, and guys who could impersonate Bill Clinton...
And dick, I took your advice because it echoed that of a friend of mine who is a professional poker player, and I dumbed it down...The three judges wouldn't even look me in the eye...I asked them after-wards if they wanted my resume, and they said "No." Then I asked them if they wanted my bugle....And the one with the big head said "What..?" And I said, "I'm offering you my bugle, so you can blow it."

I guess I ain't fit company for a fancy place....

Can't wait to get out of these monkey clothes and drink myself chitfaced.
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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:56 pm Post subject:

freethinker · Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:58 pm Post subject:

Thanks, Ondi... and as I implied before, this ain't my first rodeo.
But I forgot to mention the best part -- After I told big-head boy to blow the bugle, he said, as I ran away -- "You already blew it."

Anyone on this forum who hates me, would have taken great pleasure witnessing my implosion, followed by slipping onto my elbows in the parking lot....

I think instead of learning how to deal cards, I shall learn how to play cards
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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Brant · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:27 am Post subject:

Well, Free, I think you should comfort yourself (in addition to the alcohol) with the knowledge that you would have hated that job anyway.
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freethinker · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 10:48 am Post subject:

Thanks Brant, but 20 dollars an hour with benefits and tips can rationalize a lot of things....The truly ironic part is, that when I said "...my bugle so you can blow it..." I was trying to be clever and say "...my bugle, so you can blow 'taps'..." But I was so hyper-ventilated with stage fright that I messed it up. As I've said before, my God has a sense of humor...

And just to prove it, I'm going back Tuesday, and trying again
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Brant · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:01 am Post subject:

Hey, you know the drill now. That can't hurt. And your comment about the bugle reminded me of this lady who used to come in the Bridgeville Giant Eagle when I worked there. She was funny as hell and highly profane. In other words, my kind of person. One day she comes in all hacked off, and I asked her why. She had just gotten a speeding ticket. She said her parting words to the trooper were, "My only wish right now is that I could grow a #$%^ so you could ..." Well, you get the idea. Laughing

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freethinker · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:16 am Post subject:

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busdriver · Journeyman Joined: 16 Mar 2009 Posts: 3497

OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:48 pm Post subject:

freethinker · Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:57 pm Post subject:

Long time ago in California, a friend of a friend got passed by a CHP car on the freeway...The guy, (who was a lawyer) sped up beside the cop, and motioned for him to pull over..... When the officer walked back to the car window and asked him what was wrong, the guy said, "I just wanted to remind you that you're not allowed to exceed 55 unless you have your lights and siren on."
Then he stated the code and statute number, and drove off...

Now, Bus....THAT's balls
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