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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Circumcision, circumcision, Brother dick, Brother dick...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Laughing Laughing Laughing I bet that they had to get out "the strap" for the Jesus vs. Lucifer arm wrestling bout. And quit making fun of Jesus just because he went a little metro on us. I wonder what else he got trimmed up. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New pic on the Mormon Teachings group! WTH happened to Jesus' head/body proportion?!?!?!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When Casey Hampton retires from the Steelers, we need to get this dude to play nose tackle.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Brant, you can't draft Jesus into your fantasy league...But if you do, I'm drafting Mercury, so we can get back our running game
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mercury Morris is 63 years old. Wink And a native of Pittsburgh.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then I'll take Moses in the second round. If he can part the Red Sea, he can easily make a gap in your defense
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You've got to keep him focused, though. I mean, the dude talked to a bush.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Neener, neener...I just got Buddha for left guard
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And for defense -- I just sigened Vishnu....With 8 arms, she makes Troy Polynomial look like a frightened Catholic choir boy
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vishnu is a good pick, but I'm not sure about Buddha. The dude is waaaaaay outta shape. The quicker defensive ends will abuse him.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lost Buddha to free agency. He's gonna go to work for the PGA. Anyway, he didn't like the strategy of the defensive coordinator, Mohammed, who insisted the entire offensive line wear explosive vests
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brant wrote:
You've got to keep him focused, though. I mean, the dude talked to a bush.
At least Moses didn't elect one to be POTUS. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord my team to keep.
If i should die before I wake,
please let it be, a quarterback fake...

Matthew, Mark, Luke and John...
These are the cornerbacks I depend upon...

(Talk about depth in the 'secondary'...)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys are killing me with the fantasy team picks! Laughing
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