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....going to the meadows this saturday to perform a skit in order to get a job ....
My dancing bear is dead, and i don't think they'll like my farting armpit jokes...
I'm working doubles till friday night, so I don't have time to work up a good routine....
Any suggestions...? I could probably pull off a comedy routine, without Phonying in my Depends...But I don't have time to invent anything....
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The angry conservative...basically pretend to be a pissed off teabagger and do a caricature.
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What job are you trying to get? Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks
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Thanks Cy, but the last time I pretended to be a rabid conservative, my bottom lip got wrapped over the top of my forehead...It was ugly
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 Wow.
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Mister ellipses, At this point in time, I'll take any job...I applied for a construction position, but they've offered an opportunity to deal cards..
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Do Travis Bickle from "Taxi Driver." YOU TALKIN’ TO ME?!?!?
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As a dealer, you should probably just show the ability to follow direction perfectly.
Blank stare, polite smile, follow procedure. No personality necessary.
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I don't know, the thing I saw on TV suggested that they're looking for dealers to be gregarious and entertaining.
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My dealer is definitely gregarious and entertaining...wait, what are we talking about?
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I would go with flamboyantly gay black guy...
GIRL!
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Quick, rent a tux and practice pulling an ace out of your sleeve.
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freethinker
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Thank you all, very much, for your help....
I guess I'll just stick with realistic, and tell them a true story about my two kids : "Wall-Crawler" and "Regurgitater".....
If that doesn't work, I'll dance naked on the table and make them wish they'd never invited me
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Show 'em your one-eyed jack 
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