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I had to share this. We were at a get-together a few days ago, and a friend of ours was saying that it was a shame that those two gals from Pittsburgh who run that orphanage in Haiti are nuns, because they're really hot. My wife told him, "They're not nuns." He said, "The people on TV kept referring to them as sisters." My wife said, "Yeah, as in sisters with each other." The guy: "Ohhhhhhhhh." So, now that they're back in the 'Burgh, I think he's going to go looking for them on the Southside.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:24 am Post subject: Re: Whoopsy-daisy |
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| Brant wrote: | | I had to share this. We were at a get-together a few days ago, and a friend of ours was saying that it was a shame that those two gals from Pittsburgh who run that orphanage in Haiti are nuns, because they're really hot. My wife told him, "They're not nuns." He said, "The people on TV kept referring to them as sisters." My wife said, "Yeah, as in sisters with each other." The guy: "Ohhhhhhhhh." So, now that they're back in the 'Burgh, I think he's going to go looking for them on the Southside. |
Most that will happen Brant, is that he will become a "rescue worker". His original plan only works in movies like Jennifer Jones/ Rock Hudson, in "A Farewell to Arms". |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:15 am Post subject: |
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No doubt! They are very nice to look at.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:32 am Post subject: |
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One is married, you know...
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 9:51 am Post subject: |
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Whats your man got to do with me,
I'm not tryin to hear that see.
Amom, that doesn't stop us guys. We embrace the challenge.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:00 am Post subject: |
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Lol. dick is married too. I'm not gonna lie, they're both cute.
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The chick on the left is the married one, I think...
They are definitely yum yum puddin' cup, fershur
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:03 am Post subject: |
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Every time a picture of a pretty girl is posted, I'm tempted to call "pretty girl picture thread."
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:11 am Post subject: |
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But Ondi and I would clutter it up with self-portraits. 
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| amom wrote: | | But Ondi and I would clutter it up with self-portraits. |
Whats the hold up... Lets get this thread started! 
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How would you approach a chick like that?
You: "I've got ripped abs and I make a lot of money... can I buy you a drink?"
Her: "I saved 53 kids from a collapsed orphanage in Haiti after a 7.0 earth quake."
You: "Uh... I can cook chicken yakitori?"
Seriously... the only guy in America that has a shot with either of those ladies is freakin' Sully Sullenberger... Which... good for him, but damn, that's a high bar 
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I'm a fan of self-deprecating realism. My approach:
"Hey, you're that woman who helped the kids in Haiti, right? Hi, I'm Cy, and I've always wanted to do something good like that for mankind too, but my father keeps reminding me that I'll never accomplish anything in my life and that I'm destined to be a loser, so it sort of undermines my motivation. I can buy you dinner if you like, though."
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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and I am so much cooler online!
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| SSSS wrote: | | and I am so much cooler online! |
I save that one for the second date.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| ellipses wrote: | How would you approach a chick like that?
You: "I've got ripped abs and I make a lot of money... can I buy you a drink?"
Her: "I saved 53 kids from a collapsed orphanage in Haiti after a 7.0 earth quake."
You: "Uh... I can cook chicken yakitori?"
Seriously... the only guy in America that has a shot with either of those ladies is freakin' Sully Sullenberger... Which... good for him, but damn, that's a high bar |
With a check and an offer to help them rebuild their orphanage.
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