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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Somebody gave me a pair of purple dyed jeans when I was like 10. Yeah, I'm going to wear those to school and get stuffed in a locker. Good idea.
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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

Off the top of my head...

Every time I go back to my mom's house, I see the full bottle of "Michael Jordan Cologne" in the basement bathroom. It might be a collector's item Mr. Green

1. I never really used cologne, except for a short period when I had a GF who like it.

2. Who the F wants to smell like his Airness?
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amom · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject:

Can't think of a one. I must lead a charmed life. Cool

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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:30 pm Post subject:

When I worked at a school, I used to get a lot of presents from the students. Some were really good, others really bad & strange. The really bad ones that I can remember off the top of my head are a candy dish with old candy still stuck to it, a wooden tie & a rabbit's foot keychain. Bc of school policy, I had to write thank you notes for ALL gifts! Shocked

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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

A wooden tie? Who came up with that idea?
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ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

What? You wooden want to wear a wooden tie?
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SSSS · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:45 pm Post subject:

That's funny-becuase high on my worst gift list was a bamboo tie!
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JD · Amature Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 238

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amom · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:55 pm Post subject:

LOL @ JD
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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject:

Lol @ JD!

Yep...A wooden tie...It looked kind of like this one:

The person that gave it to me was VERY eccentric. We had a theory that she cleaned out her house every year around the holidays and whatever she didn't want anymore, she wrapped up and gave it to the staff & faculty of the school as presents...Pretty much all of her gifts were bad, random & looked used.
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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Well dammit, if someone can make money selling wooden ties, you can make money selling anything. I think I'm going to start marketing penis socks; for the man who needs warm genitalia in the winter. Then I will just buy a whole bunch of normal cotton socks, shrink them down with hot wash and hot dry, and sell them individually for the price of a pair. I'll be making 100% profits.
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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject:

Great idea, Cy! I have a good name for your product, but it will be censored if I post it! Wink

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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Its okay, I read your mind, and let's just say rhyming product names also seem to work well. Laughing

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OndinitaAKALibchit · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:12 pm Post subject:

That's right! Laughing

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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

Ankle socks would probably work best. But you could diversify to consumers with a crooked penis by using tube socks. I know what you're getting at... it would especially work if your last name was "Cox".
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