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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Poor Lunch Decision Reply with quote

Hairy guy microwaved fish AGAIN (he does this several times a month)...

I'm going to gut a raccoon in his office prior to him getting in tomorrow...

It smells like freakin' georgia in here Smile
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drop a wicked deuce in a shoe box, then pop a ceiling tile above his desk and store it up there.

Another option is to stow some sardines inside the intake vents on his car right below his windshield wipers. That's ruin his day...and his car.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like him, in all honesty... he's a goofy dude and he's my bud... but darnit if he doesn't do some stuff that makes you want to slap him in the back of the head and say "what were you THINKING?"

I was going to take his cell phone and put it in his ceiling... and call it every once in a while... a la The Office
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just take his cell, snap a picture of your anus, and set it as his cell phone wallpaper. That'll teach him.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Poor Lunch Decision Reply with quote

ellipses wrote:
Hairy guy microwaved fish AGAIN (he does this several times a month)...

I'm going to gut a raccoon in his office prior to him getting in tomorrow...

It smells like freakin' georgia in here Smile


pop a bag of microvave popcorn from the Dollar Store Laughing Laughing and pizz everyone off or maybe put some aftershave in a cup of water for 45 sconds
before that swamp glaze permeates the office.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats hilarious e. Fish in the microwave is definitely being inconsiderate to others.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooooh! That reminds me... last summer, I went on his computer and took a screen shot of his desktop... then I hid all his icons and set the screen shot as his wallpaper...

BRILLIANT. Seriously. Freaking brilliant.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey! I resent the Georgia remark!!! It smells good down here, like magnolias... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ellipses wrote:
Ooooh! That reminds me... last summer, I went on his computer and took a screen shot of his desktop... then I hid all his icons and set the screen shot as his wallpaper...

BRILLIANT. Seriously. Freaking brilliant.


Oh, that's such a good one.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been to Georgia, and I think I smelled something besides magnolias in certain areas. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brant wrote:
I've been to Georgia, and I think I smelled something besides magnolias in certain areas. Wink


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brant wrote:
I've been to Georgia, and I think I smelled something besides magnolias in certain areas. Wink



Maybe,Brant, it was Southern Florida . Ah, the smell of musty,rotting vegatation, stagnating water covered with algae, and the pungent aroma of mildew, when you exit the airport terminals just whacks you in the face like Tigers old lady with a nine iron.

That is when the damn place isn't on fire and becomes a new smell.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you might've been smelling the elderly. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brant wrote:
I think you might've been smelling the elderly. Wink


Haven't spent much time in the Sunshine State, have you,Brant? Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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