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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

That's awesome. Dude probably crapped his pants.
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blackballed · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:59 am Post subject:

SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT A FREE ASS WOPPEN.....WAY TO GO FREETHINKER.BB

freethinker · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:03 am Post subject:

Okay, here's the full version of events : the two guys holding down the net, were friends with badges...When the idiot awoke, he saw me dump a 12 volt Interstate battery into a metal pan...He saw it steaming, and heard it sizzling...He watched me pour it into a pickle jar which I then balanced carefully on his stomach...I asked him to please not speak, as that might upset the jar, and also to please stop trembling..The only sound was my sister in the doorway, standing there sobbing with her black eye...at this point, it was like a silent movie, and I don't remember what I said, and it doesn't matter, 'cause the point was already made..Even an idiot like him knew what would happen to him..
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What the fool didn't know, is that the badges were fake, the pan had dry ice, and the jar had salt water..
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it worked so well, that even my daughter's boyfriends much later heard (Incorrect) versions of what happened..
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He left for California, soon after this, where he was hit by a car while drunk-walking....(Karma...?)
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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

Quentin Tarantino is laughing somewhere. And yes, bad people get what's coming to them.
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amom · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:11 am Post subject:

Fantastic!
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dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

Thats brilliant
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Puff. Puff. Give.

SSSS · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:15 am Post subject:

Free-we have a lot in common! My personal best was....my sister was in an abusive relationship right after high school. She did not want me to do anything to the guy, so I mailed him a single .45 round with a note that said "YOU WON"T SEE THE NEXT ONE!!"
No more problems!
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blackballed · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:23 am Post subject:

SOUNDS LIKE WERE COMING UP WITH SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR WHEN A PFA DOES NOT WORK.BB

dick · Journeyman Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 3134

Thinkers actions were all just to scare the crap out of the guy. As effective as SSSS's actions were, thats pretty concrete evidence of a death threat. Still, its a great way to make a guy think twice about hitting a woman... but you're giving him ammo Wink

to use against you in court.
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Cylinsier · Master Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 13229 Location: Oh shi-

I've never been in a situation where I had to be creative like this. But if I was, I think I would call in some favors and go a little more covert. It would involve chloroform and Novocaine. Knock the guy out, take him somewhere dark, then when he wakes up, his crotch is numb as hell. While he's sitting there not able to feel anything, you use a prop to make it look like you cut off one of his nuts. Then say, "You ever touch XXXX again, say goodbye to the other one." Knock him out again and leave him in his own bed. Of course, you're wearing a mask through all this. So he wakes up, has all his parts intact, no harm done, but had the bejeezus scared out of him.
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freethinker · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:37 am Post subject:

That's a great one SSSS....
And yes, we do have an alliance here...Any man on this forum who needs help outside the ordinary, to protect a woman or child from
these monsters, consider me the first volunteer.
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blackballed · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:45 am Post subject:

FOR SOME REASON I DONT THINK 4S WOULD HAVE GOT IN TROUBLE,EVEN IF THEY HAD HIS FINGERPRINTS ON THE ENVELOPE .BB

ellipses · Mod Joined: 29 Sep 2008 Posts: 9218 Location: WashPa!

This thread is making me want to be Dexter.
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SSSS · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:39 am Post subject:

I like that one CY-I will file that idea.
George-your concerns are genuine but proof in court is often an elusive thing.
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