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So, dick... how's things coming with your spawn? When's it due to come out?
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Everything is gravy. We found out last Monday that it'll be a boy... so thats exciting. Now I can force him into playing sports he doesn't want to play and get some help around the house. 
Not due until late Feb. Can't wait! Thanks for asking.
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Awesome!
Give him a ridiculous name and then give him an even more ridiculous nickname... it will toughen him up emotionally 
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Boy named Sue??? 
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Seriously... I haven't called him by his real name in a couple weeks... he's been "Walker Texas Manbearpig" ever since he took his first awkward steps...
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And then he comes back and kills me like the Johnny Cash song, "Boy Named Sue"... no thanks. We're discovering that just about every kid is getting a strange name these days... and you're included in that group We have a nice list going. "Cash" was actually suggested to us. And I thought... yeah, like Johnny Cash. Turns out, its mostly ghetto kids being named after cash/money.
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Name him Sebastian Robespierre.
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Congrats, Dick!!!!! I once met a Central American guy named Epifanio Rosito de las Mercedes. That was his given name. I think you should go for something like that!! It was quite the icebreaker!!
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Don Fernando Hernandez de Castillo de la Rosa de Pequena.
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I know a guy named Roberto Americo Pasquali Hayes-Bellino... furreal
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HAHAHA!!! Those are awesome names!!!!!
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| ellipses wrote: | | I know a guy named Roberto Americo Pasquali Hayes-Bellino... furreal |
Knew a kid black( at that time he was simply a "colored" kid, calling him black got you an azz kicking) when I was 9-10 ( we kids think he may have been 13 or 14)who ran like the wind and never was tackled when we played pick-up football games.
His name was, in his own words, Howard Lord Jackson James Dunbar Brown Junior . He took the Surnames of the men his mom lived with.
We just called him "Howdy Laud"
The last two he added in the 3 months I knew him before he was sent to Morganza and never seen again as his mom moved to NYC with a guy named Robinson.
You could name yours "Howdy Laud" dick. Morganza is closed now so he can just play football and sports and visit you at where ever you may be confined due to your "Weed" and "Whacking" problems on visiting days.  |
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My vices do not keep me confined. Don't believe the commericals with the melting pothead girl. And as far as "whacking" goes... Your infatuation is disturbing to me. Its like you can't get me out of your head. Do you picture me as my avatar? A masturbating Jesus?
I don't have a problem with talking about it. But notice that nobody else has asked me multiple times about it. Between that and you think that Kate Hudson is "ugly",... I think its time to come out of the closet.
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