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I like that one 
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| busdriver wrote: | | Brant wrote: | | My grandmother said you "have to eat of peck of dirt before you die." In other words, quit bitching because you found a hair in your food or dropped your Tootsie Roll pop on the sidewalk. |
My friend Tony;"you tink I'm dumb, I'm chit".
Me , "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" learned at a very young age by a very wise old man.
"don't look for trouble, it will find you soon enough" |
"I'll get you one the second Tuesday of next week" dad said , when we ask for something we can't afford or is stupid.
Grand Pa John: "Just like a June bride, know it coming, just don't know when." When someone is expecting mail or what ever.
"Don't hold your breath".
"he was so scared, he was shimmying like a dog chitten razor blades". |
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If I looked like you, I'd shave my ass and walk backwards. Heard that one at family gatherings a few times.
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I had a Captain in the Army that used to say-"No matter what happens, there are 4 billion Chinese that don't give a chit!"
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I had a drill sergeant who liked to scream at us to get our "goat-smelling azzes" out of the racks or out of the barracks. I could never figure out whether he meant that our azzes smelled like goats, or that we enjoyed sniffing goats' azzes. And I sure as hell wasn't going to inquire.
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"Sir, what the **** are you talking about, sir!"
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One of my mum's sayings, used when referring to a married couple expecting a baby: "The first one comes anytime, but all the rest take nine months."
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amom
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One of Mum's that just popped into my brain:
"God bless his pointy little head." Nearly always said dripping with sarcasm.
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amom
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I want to read this book. http://www.observer-reporter.com/OR/Story/marciabiddle092709
If I already didn't like the tag line I have, I'd change it to this quote from the article:
“If you can’t answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.” 
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